Christmas list

Things your daughters give you when everyone knows this might be the last "family Christmas" for awhile:

·         A truly wonderful picture collage

·         A secret note describing what you mean to them

·         Really special ornaments that only you and they know how special

·         Software to convert all the years of VHS to DVD (score!!!)

·         Unabashed smiles

Things your wife gives you after (going on) twenty-five years of wedded bliss:

·         A pill sorter

·         A soap caddy

·         A pot clip to hold the mixing spoon

·         A box of Bandaids (seriously, Bandaids!)

·         A knowing smirk

Trust me, I could not have made this up.