It’s actually all about Duck Butts! Yes, you did hear me
correctly, we’re talking mallard posteriors here.
You see, there’s an eatery in Klamath, CA named the Forest Café
that has paddler bottoms glued to the blue-painted ceiling to convey the
impression of taking one’s repast at the bottom of the pond. And we’re gonna
eat there, in spite of the multiple negative reviews I’ve seen concerning minor
issues such as food quality and service. As I pointed out in an earlier
missive, it’s ALL about context and in restaurants, that means atmosphere.
It is entirely possible that overhead swimmers are not the
sole roadside attraction to which I intend to expose mine frau during our
coastal sojourn. I predict quite a number of topnotch sites will greet us in
our slide south down the coast. Yes, we’ll drive through the huge tree trunk
and we’ll look at our share of seashore. But we won’t stop at such pedestrian
pursuits, not us!
I can’t wait to take a picture of the love of my life at the
Tribute to Prostitutes plaque in Ukiah or the tower of bicycles in Santa Rosa.
We’ll check out both the World’s Largest Sea Lion Caves near Florence, OR and
the World’s Shortest River (the D River in Lincoln City, OR) and plenty of
other oddities de nature.
And the noticing! Imagine the noticing one can accomplish on
a trip such as this! The mind is officially boggled!
It’s going to be a heck of a drive. I just hope me beloved
can fully appreciate the lengths to which I’ve gone in planning this wonderful,
fantastic, once in a lifetime automotive
soiree.
Oh, did I mention the World’s Largest Wooden Hangar?
I can’t wait!(Sherree, you might want to have a glass of wine ready for Mary. And perhaps a bag of frozen peas for moi...)
Ah, Bouts de Canard...does it get any better?
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