Woman's work

Project: Protect the house from woodpeckers (a protected species hereabouts) trying to nest by making holes in the wood siding

Wife’s tasks:

Figure out what to use and how to use it (special netting)

Find hammer stapler and staples after husband gives up.

Climb ladder again and again

Install netting along roof line using, you know, tools

Secure bottom end of netting to siding using (as you might have guessed) tools

Husband’s tasks:

Haul ladders out of garage

Fail to find the hammer stapler and staples

Hold ladder for wife

I always make sure my spouse sticks to woman’s work. It’s her place.