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Monday, March 28, 2016

Dog comparison


 
Great Dane
Chihuahua
Name
Odin
Cleo
Weight
110 lbs
9 lbs (being generous here)
Means of engagement
Presses face into crotch
Inserts body into armpit
Vocalization
Loud, deep bark
Sneezy little chuffs
Territoriality
His bed. Also, Zoey’s bed
Angela’s bed
Elapsed time to turn human into quivering mass of love
One minute, thirteen seconds
Yeah, that’s about right
Human love with
Rachel
Angela
Chews
House, barbecue cover, toys, etc.
Food. Can’t be bothered with non-food items.
Courage
Afraid of cats
Afraid of nothing
Favorite pastime
Sleeping
Sleeping
Favorite comment
D’oh!
Wazzat?
Tenure in family
Nine years, ten months
Two days, four hours
Legacy
So many good memories
So many good times ahead

Observation will continue.

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