Things I noticed from the back of the room (during a two-day
course on contract law)
1)
That guy up there has really planar ear lobes
2)
Not all bald spots are created equal.
3)
At least three people think you can’t see them
texting if they do it under the table.
4)
I am the first person to know when they bring in
the afternoon cookies.
5)
Several people took an extra big cookie for
later.
6)
The guy with the muscle shirt isn’t really using
the fitness center across the hall; he’s just going in and out over and over to
see and be seen.
7)
Plumbers aren’t the only people with unfortunate
southern exposures.
8)
The instructor knows who’s nodding off long about
2:30pm.
9)
One woman has what I believe is a hairpin hanging from her
hair.
10)
And one man has a badly frayed collar.
I am not entirely consumed by contract law.
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